有一個女人陪她的丈夫去看醫生。檢查過後，醫生單獨把太太叫到他的辦公室裡，並說:「妳先生患了一種很嚴重的病，同時伴隨著極大的壓力。如果妳不照著以下幾點做，妳的先生將必死無疑。」
- 每天早上為他準備一頓健康的早餐。總要和善可親，以確保他的心情愉快。
- 午餐的時候為他準備一份營養的餐點
- 晚上要為他準備一份特別豐盛的晚餐。不要增加他的負擔，要求他做家事，因為他這一天可能已經很辛勞了。也不要跟他討論妳的問題，這只會讓他的壓力更大。
回家途中，丈夫問妻子，醫生對她說了些什麼。
她回答說﹕「他說你會死。」 
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”.
- Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Always be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
- At lunch time, make him a nutritious meal.
- For dinner, fix an especially nice meal. Don’t burden him with household chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
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November 9th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
醫生應告訴這位太太他開立這處方對先生有極大幫助但副作用是：太太會疲累不堪並伴隨憂鬱傾向，不過還好這太太明智並不想採用這處方箋